Burgundy tapestries and gold-painted trim adorned the ebony skeleton of the gondola. Four pillows made a perch at the front. Two stools balanced next to the low sides. The boat was sumptuous in colors, surprising in length, but touristic. Ours nestled into the dock areas, next to dozens of others. Together they bobbed in full sight of every group of attentive city goers that passed. The visitors couldn’t see the boats over the insistence of the person shouting history and theatrically sighing in the direction of the Ponte dei Sospiri.
As lunch drew closer, the gondoliers lost interest in attracting potential clients. Instead, hats folded over eyes and the waves rocked the world into a doze. When roused later, the men began talking. They greeted each other by name as there boats stilled in the currents. As they uncoiled ropes and pushed off, the murmuring voices became sharp whistles and hees that carried around sharp corners, announcing their arrival long before the bows could meet. In all of the noise surrounding us as we tripped into the boat, there was no singing.
I had imagined singing, as I always do when I am confronted with Italy. A kitsch “When the moon hits your eye” bellowing deep from the belly of the striped man dancing with his pole would have sufficed. My normal preference for “O Sole Mio" was too heavy to balance here. Pizza pie was an easier thought, more palpable than an opera.
As we passed others like us, I thought of the sexism of gondoliers. There must be hundreds of them in Venice, weaving around as the canals narrow, floating up and down with the tide, scraping against barnacles— but not a single woman was to be found on the back of the boat. Men texted as they pushed. Men wore Northface. Men shouted at each other over the water. But women were non-existant. Was the work so arduous? It couldn’t be. I chalked it up to the stereotypical Italian sexism. Only, stereotype is the four-letter word of academics.
Leaning back on the cushion, I tried to forget the word. A boat passed to the left of ours. The striped man was there, a mirror of our own, but there was another as well. A man tapping at his accordion with vigor and singing to the six tourists squished along the edges. We glided by too quickly to hear what song was playing. It wasn’t the one I had imagined. It wasn’t “In the Jungle” either, which I had heard earlier from a rowdy group of Americans overflowing to boats. Like always, the accordion sounded like Paris. Like metro rides and quayside walks. Like full-sized cups of espresso and open space.